Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines That Might Work But Probably Won’t

UPDATED: Nov 3, 2021

Seein’ a hottie a club can be intimidating. On one hand you want to go up and get that number, and on the other you can’t seem to keep your knees from shaking and you’re sweating so bad your antiperspirant even said peace out. One common way to get one step closer to getting that coveted 10-digit combination of numbers from Mr. or Ms. Dreamy are some old fashioned good pick up lines. Sure they may be corny, but betting your dignity on funny pick up lines can sometimes pay off. As a girl who has heard “Come here often?” once or twice in her day I did have a nice chuckle, and laughter is the key to the heart after all! So use all the cheesy pick up lines you can think of! To give you a kick start, we have gathered a nice list of chat up lines, don’t worry we won’t tell where you got ‘em!

This pick up line isn’t too bad, but it would have landed better in the 1990s.
Funny Pick Up Lines

This line only gets girls if you are a third grader.

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I’m pretty sure this pick up line has never been successful ever.

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This is sort of a back handed compliment, if you could call it a compliment at all.

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Okay, this one might work if the guy comes up with an actual frozen margarita.

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Same with this one. Only bring this sad pick up line out if you are also providing pizza.

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The last time a guy said this to a girl at a bar, she threw a shot of Old Crow “bourbon” in his face.

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This would be good on a Valentine’s Day card, but not at the club.

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Isn’t this a rap lyric?

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This one is pretty funny. If you’re at an 80s retro bar or Six Flags, this line might get you somewhere.

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This pick up line is funny, and depending on the circumstances, very creepy.

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