Sit around any neighborhood bar long enough, and you’re bound to overhear guys swapping their favorite beer jokes. That’s because beer is like a magic potion that makes people want to share a good laugh as they throw ‘em back. It’s also a well known fact that beer makes all jokes funnier. We love great beer jokes just as much as the next guy, so we’ve collected a few of our favorites from around the web. From drunk one liner jokes, to funny beer gifts, crack one open and enjoy. Feel free to share your favorite beer humor in the comments.
One Liner Beer Jokes
It’s easy for drunk people to remember one liner jokes because, well, you only have to remember one line. Plus, if you say something boisterously enough, everyone at the bar will laugh at even the stalest joke.
I wish beer was the new kale. — Josh Wolf (@joshwolfcomedy) April 17, 2014
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. — The AnswerBank (@AnswerBank) January 24, 2015
Nothing says casual cool like a witty beer t-shirt. I like to wear them in any number of public places so everyone thinks I’m one of those rebels who is sneaking booze into my 32 oz. cup.
The Beer Drinker’s Food Pyramid
Beer and infographics aren’t exactly synonymous but…
Funny Beer Signs
No man cave wall should be without a funny beer sign. For that matter, every single wall needs one, if said wall wants to be cool.
Funny Beer Gifts
There are two types of beer drinkers: those who have lots of funny beer gifts, and those who want lots of funny beer gifts. You can’t go wrong with something that celebrates the awesomeness of beer consumption, while serving even a slightly functional purpose.