The tent is packed up in the back of your Subaru, you have your hottest flower crown on, man bun in tow, and your ray ban glasses perched atop your nose, I don’t know, pick a thing. But sadly no precious booze is allowed in that music fest…but you don’t accept that, and you shouldn’t […]
“Come little drunkards, I’ll take thee away, into a land of intoxication…” It is the beginning of everyone’s (if you’re not a robot that is) favorite time of year, Halloween! Halloween can be filled with spooky tricks but also some really big treats, take this Hocus Pocus drinking game for instance! The terrifying Sanderson Sisters are back […]
Facts about Figs Can you smell it in the air? Something is shifting, yes ladies and gentlemen autumn is upon us. While pumpkin tends to outshine most foods during the chilly months, figs are the underrated Ben Affleck of fall produce. Exactly when are figs in season you may ask? Well now! Figs actually have two seasons, […]
When we think of American presidents the first things that tend to come to mind are respectability, nobility, and dignity. However, presidents are just like you and me and can’t say no to imbibing in a drink or two on occasion. Many things have made our country great but tales of drunk presidents contributing to an […]
As the warmth and long nights of summer slip through our perfectly tanned fingers, there are some things you need to enjoy while you can. It is officially August meaning in just a few short weeks talks of Autumn and pumpkin everything will be advertised on every surface of every retailer, everywhere. While I love […]
Large or small, benches or chairs, front yard or back yard, deck or no, porches come in all styles and fashions. As the tail end of summer continues to drag on, it is the absolute best time to take advantage of these warm nights and your outside space. Whether you’re throwing an all day backyard bash or a picturesque […]
When I was a senior in college I took a wine tasting course and it changed my life. No, really it did. Up until that point I was what my professor so lovingly called a “moscato princess” i.e. someone who only drinks sweet white wines that taste eerily similar to grape juice. It was in […]
Ah yes, the American beer festival. With no shortage of buzzed patrons, tantalizing sites, and even more tantalizing brews, the beer festival is truly a force of nature. And while there is no denying the spirit of a German-inspired Oktoberfest, there is something special about American festivals that truly brings out our desire to whisper […]
Family Reunions, you either love them or hate them. Meeting your 6th cousin, 3rd removed for the first time and listening to your great uncle Buzz tell the same joke seven times within the span of an hour has never been more fun. You’re sweating bullets and being encouraged by everyone to awkwardly sit in […]
Seein’ a hottie a club can be intimidating. On one hand you want to go up and get that number, and on the other you can’t seem to keep your knees from shaking and you’re sweating so bad your antiperspirant even said peace out. One common way to get one step closer to getting that […]
Moms, we all love ‘em. They nurture us, love us, and support us even when we make a seemingly stupid decision. But what we love even more than any of that is getting a glimpse into what we call “drunk mama.” I for one have only seen my type A mother buzzed three times. Once […]
A Salty History A combination of lime juice, triple sec, and of course tequila, margaritas may not be a complicated cocktail but they are an art form. Cursed with a salty past we are still uncertain about the history of the margarita. One of the most popular theories stems all the way back to Mexico in the […]
