A short surf around the web is all the proof you need that wine drinkers have a great sense of humor. From wine drinking jokes to wine posters to funny gifts for wine lovers, there’s way more than a barrel of laughs. We’ve collected some of our favorite wine humor into a special edition table blend, so pop open a bottle (or if you are so inclined, a box), and enjoy!
Funny Wine Jokes
Everyone loves a great tweet, and Twitter has no shortage of funny wine jokes.
White wine AND cat medicine? If my fridge were auditioning for “single girl’s fridge” I’d tell it to take it down a notch at LEAST.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 2, 2013
Quick question: What wine do 8-day-old babies like? Mine rudely spat out the merlot I gave him this morning. #SnobBaby
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 28, 2011
Periodic Table of Wine
This funny and informative wine infographic has been circling the internet for years. It categorized types of red wine and types of white wine with pseudo-scientific hilarity.
If you’re looking for funny wine gifts, the Periodic Table of Wine is actually a t-shirt design, and it’s even wine colored so you don’t have to worry about spills!
Funny Wine Cartoons
Traditional wine snobbery is an easy target for wine humor, so satirical cartoons frequently here for laughs.
Wine posters and wine art can be found in homes everywhere, and nothing makes us feel more at home that a good laugh.
Funny Gifts for Wine Lovers
Unique wine gifts are really fun to give, and even more fun to receive. Take something useful and give it a twist of wine humor, and you’ve got a memorable gift to make your wine lover smile.
These unique wine glasses are inspired by the ubiquitous red party cup. Some people might say they would never drink wine from a disposable cup, but put a stem on it, and there’s no excuse not to drink from one!
Funny wine stoppers are great, because party guests will use them throughout the night, striking a smile and conversation each and every time.
Sometimes you’ve got that bottle of special vintage that needs to be displayed, rather than tucked away in a cabinet. Make sure it gets noticed with this hilarious peacock wine bottle holder. We promise he won’t drink the whole bottle.