Funny Dirty Santa Gifts

19 Funny Christmas Gifts to Up Your Dirty Santa Game

Whether it’s an annual reunion of college friends, or that optional obligatory  Tuesday night office party, playing Dirty Santa is always hit or miss. Sure, they can be fun if you’re the one that ends up with the Starbucks gift card, but are a down right drag if you get stuck with the unscented candles, or worse, From Justin to Kelly on DVD. One way to make sure you come out on top is to be the one that always shows up with the best Dirty Santa gifts. It feels good to set the standard, to be the one standing behind those funny Christmas gifts that get an “Ooooh,” from the crowd, and get stolen again and again. As our present to you, here are the best funny Christmas gifts we could find.

Giant Extremely Large Flask

Giant Liquor Flask Gift Bigger is actually better when it comes to funny Christmas gifts. There’s nothing new about giving an engraved flask for Christmas, but when was the last time the recipient could then haul around a half gallon of booze in it? Although engraving might be a challenge if you don’t know who’s going to end up with it, there’s something funny about carrying around a mammoth flask at, say, a wedding reception, with someone else’s initials on it.

Funny Flask Gift Set

Blackout Flask Gift Set

A fun little gift set always makes a good Dirty Santa gift, and everyone will want to steal this one! The box and flask can be engraved with a funny inside joke or something else that you coworkers will find humorous. Instead of a small bottle of whiskey, include a bottle of something funny, such as ketchup or nail police. Use creativity to make this set especially funny to the people you spend so much time with every day.

A Couple’s Massage Gift Certificate

Dirty Santa Gift IdeasA gift certificate for a couples massage is on the pricier end of Dirty Santa gift ideas, but let’s consider a few things. Massages have a built-in naughtiness. Everyone says they don’t, but I’ve never told anyone that I got a massage without getting a happy ending reference from an amateur jokester in the room. Couples massages are extra funny if a single person ends up with it, as the floor opens up for everyone else in the room to: 1. Make fun of them for being single, and 2. Suggest the best person to invite, including but not limited to themselves, or 2nd grade teachers.

A Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser

Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser


Nothing quite says fun like a boozed up crowd! This Dirty Santa gift is a real crowd pleaser. Fill up this funny gas pump liquor dispenser with booze and let guests mix their own cocktails. What could go wrong?

Globe Decanter

Cool Globe Decanter Again, it’s hard to go wrong with clever Dirty Santa ideas. When it comes to the holidays, liquor on hand is definitely a must-have. One of the most sought-after funny Christmas gifts is a globe decanter. Everyone will love sharing their favorite travel moments after a couple glasses. A sure-fire hit.

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Classy Coffee Mug

Black Ceramic Coffee Mug Turning to the more practical side of giving, coffee mugs are ubiquitous at holiday parties. It makes sense, though, because anyone with a flat surface can make use of a mug. There are unusual Christmas gifts to be found among this category, however, with an endless array of comical options. Mondays, booze, and the always meta caffeine references, just to name a few.

The Beer Tasting Kit

Beer Glasses Variety Kit If your Dirty Santa parties are anything like mine, they involve quite a bit of beer. And if the beer drinkers you know are anything like mine, they are suckers for beer Christmas gifts. Bringing together the holiday traditions of stouts, IPAs, and pilsners, we present the aspiring beer connoisseur. Yes, it’s for all kinds of beer. Yes, it elevates your beer drinking. Yes, it’s great year round. Time for a smoke break!

Hilariously Rude Pint Glass

Rude Stainless Steel Pint Glass

You love teasing your coworkers, and the best time to poke fun at them is during the holidays when you can give them a funny, rude gift. This stainless steel pint glass has hilarious personalization that reminds your coworker of how old they are. This is the perfect gift that’s a little bit crude, a little mean, but also is a great gift to help your coworker enjoy their favorite cold beer.

A Clearance Item, but Leave the Sticker On

Funny Gift with Clearance StickerEveryone buys clearance merch for gifts; nobody wants to admit it. Dirty Santa parties are the perfect opportunity to celebrate this taboo practice by wrapping up your purchase with the price sticker still attached. Whether it’s makeup, food, or an iPhone 4 case, all things turn into funny gifts when emblazoned with a red, cryptically numbered clearance sticker.

A Picture of Yourself

Funny Christmas PicturesEgo and masculinity are birds of a feather, so self portraits are great Christmas gifts for men. Sure, they can always throw your 8 x 10 glossy out and use the frame, but with a dapper jaw line, and a herringbone hat worn at a rakish angle, why would anyone want to?

Wall Mount Bottle Opener

Funny Wall Mount Bottle OpenerSome of my favorite funny gifts for men are both fun and functional. Why mount a beer opener on your wall? Does it tell time, or charge your Kindle? No. Why put a plain metal bottle opener in your garage? Does it let the whole world know that “The best beer is an open beer?” No. Bring on this wall mounted bottle opener, and you’ve got a Dirty Santa gift that will stand the test of time.




A Rapid Weight Loss Book

Weight Loss Book for Dirty Santa GiftsEven fitness buffs will be made speechless when unwrapping a rapid weight loss book. There’s 1000s of great titles out there, such as, Thinspired, and Weight-Loss Apocalypse, which make incredible gag gifts for men. Nothing brings a room to it’s knees quite like a grown man in full Christmas sweater regalia looking around a room and asking, “Are you calling me fat?”

Crystal-Clear Sphere Ice Molds

Sphere Ice Molds Some ideas for Christmas gifts are just obvious. These sphere ice molds always get a major reaction from the crowd. Useful for travel, music concerts, or impressing your friends, they make great stocking stuffers, too.

Hand-Me-Down Clothing

Used Clothing Weird Christmas GiftThis one kills me every time. Kills me! Although there’s no shame in sporting vintage clothing, it’s 100% hilarious to watch someone open up a perfectly wrapped package, removing the glittery bow, and pulling out a wrinkled heap of someone else’s hand-me-downs. The mixed expressions! The lack of words! The fleeting thoughts about throwing it to the grown in disgust! Weird gifts FTW.

Vaportini Kit

Neat Vaportini Kit Funny presents can be either classy or trashy, and this Vaportini deluxe kit is definitely first class. Useful for hours of amusement, you can this every single time you want to drink without the hangover.

Swanky Flask Set


Finding funny gifts for women is tougher than with guys, because, well, women are usually a tougher audience. You won’t go wrong, though, with a flask set, especially one that’s so cute! I’m not being sexist- guys are welcome to enjoy this flask too if they like, but what guy doesn’t like a liquor sharing in his girl?

Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holder

Your bottles will wassail along, singin’ a song, side by side in this Santa Pants wine bottle holder. Although silly gifts are most appropriate at drunken celebrations, these little pants will likely become a favorite piece of holiday decor. I mean, they are tiny little Santa Claus pants! What could be cuter?

Funny X-Mas Socks

Holiday Beer Christmas Socks Not all funny xmas gifts need to be useless. Gift your man some funny Christmas socks to keep his toes warm. To make this gift extra special get him the thin material basic ass socks because you don’t want thick socks taking up his Asics tennis shoe space. Don’t avoid any fun patterns. To find X-Mas socks you have a couple choices as most department stores carry these treasures. You can even find them online. Sometimes you can also get lucky and score a deal at the corner convenience store. Remember, nothing says “Happy Holidays” like warm feet!

Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker

Giant Cocktail Shaker Unless your gift recipient is actually Sasquatch, this cocktail shaker is way too big for one mixed drink. However, it’s the perfect fun Christmas gift idea for people who like to entertain, or just enjoy sharing a round with everyone. Please drink responsibly!

10% Off Coupon to an Out-of-Town Business

Coupons for Christmas Gift Who doesn’t love things they won’t use? Gift a coupon to an out of town business. Now the recipient probably will never use this discount card you got from your out of town adventure to buy fancy camping gear, but rather have it sit on their coffee table for a calendar year, glancing at it occasionally, and thinking of you fondly. They will also forget to take said coupon when they actually do visit the town, leaving them chuckling at their own thoughtlessness. Forget funny gifts for friends and give them something totally un-useful this holiday season.

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