9 Funny Father’s Day Cards for Dads Who Love Booze

Dads: they are pretty primo. They put up with all our crap, give us sound advice, tell jokes so bad that they’re almost good, and they are one hell of a drinking bud. For some reason my dad radiates such a positive energy when we drink together. Mom normally ends up rolling her eyes, but after a couple with the pops, those dad jokes become funnier and funnier (which of course only ends up fueling his “comedic genius”) and I have a total blast. It’s safe to say that tossing back a cold one with the man who made you into the person you are today is one heck of a time. With Father’s Day coming up quick, I took it upon myself to seek out funny Father’s Day cards suitable for boozin’ dads. So give the man what he deserves –  a nice bottle of whiskey and a neat card. You owe it to him.

Funny Fathers Day Cards - Whiskey Gifts for Dad

© Hennel Paper Co

Is your dad a whiskey drinker? Nothing says I love you dad like a bourbon pun!

spacer

Funny Fathers Day Cards - Like Father, Like Son

© Nocturnal Paper

Because we all dream of the day our heads morph into a delicious mug of frothy brewski.

spacer

Funny Fathers Day Cards - Dad's Beer Gut

© Hella Fresh Designs

For the dad with a little spare tire, let him know that’s just more to love! Then grab him a tall one and talk about how fishing is enough exercise for the week.

spacer

Funny Fathers Day Cards - Wine Gifts for Dad

© K.A. Rocks Paper

Funny Father's Day Card - Wine Gifts for Men

© K.A. Rocks Paper

Let’s face it, some dads love wine, but sometimes us kids love it more. Sorry, pops.

spacer

Funny Cards for Dad - Beer Gifts for Men

© Mum and Me Designs

Because when is one ever enough!? Do something crazy with dad.

spacer

Funny Card for Dads - Whiskey Gifts for Men

© No Coast Paper Co

For the refined father’s out there, let him know he isn’t any bottom shelf gasoline vodka. No, he’s that vodka we have to ask help getting down.

spacer

Funny Fathers Day Cards

© Able and Game

And not that weird mole on your back.

spacer

Funny Cards for Whiskey Lovers

© Hop Skip Jump Paper

I really like scotch. Me and scotch have had some totally forgetful times together. I love you, Scotch. But I love my dad so much more.

spacer

Cards for Beer Lovers - Father's Day Greetings

© Classy Cards Creative

You no longer have to sneak me sips at the family BBQ! Being an adult is fun when it means getting to see your dad after a few.

spacer

We love you, dads. Cheers.

Best Fathers Day Gifts 2013

When it comes choosing a Fathers Day gift, dads can be difficult to shop for. Ask a dad what he wants for Fathers Day, and most likely the responses you’ll get are “I don’t need anything” or “I have everything I want.”  For the loved one shopping for Dad, this makes the task difficult.There is, after all, a reason why ties are the default gifts for Father’s Day; ties are the one-size-fits-all gift for men, but unless your father is Ward Cleaver, he may not even wear a tie on a regular basis. This year, doesn’t the father in your life deserve more than a generic man gift? At HomeWetBar.com and GreatGiftsforMen.com, we think so! With that in mind, we have assembled our guide to the best fathers day gifts 2013 guide. To make things even easier to find gift ideas for Dad, we have selected a Top Dad Gift for each “Dad-egory.”

The Grill Master

Dad Meat BrandThere are very few things more iconically American than Dad grilling in the backyard. For the dad who loves to barbecue, our grilling tools make great Fathers Day gifts. From grill tongs to jalapeno grill roasters to barbecue tool sets, you’ll find excellent gift ideas for your Grill Master dad. Our top Father’s Day gift for the Grill Master is our Dad Branding Iron Gift Boxed Set! The gift that literally has “Dad” written all over it, this barbecue branding iron will allow your father to “steak” his claim when grilling.

The Outdoorsman

Classic Stanley ThermosCamping, fishing, hiking, and hunting are the activities you will find the outdoorsman father doing on the weekend. He treks away from the beaten path to interact with nature. The outdoorsman dad needs a Father’s Day gift to take with him into the wilderness. Give your outdoorsman dad our Stanley Classic Insulated Thermos, the dad gift that is just as rugged and durable as he is. Perfect for the man-on-the-go, this best Father’s Day gift idea ensures he’ll have a hot cup of coffee or warm soup in even the most inhospitable of environments.

The Corporate Maverick

Monogrammed CufflinksDoes your father call the shots from a corner office? Does he run with the bulls or hibernate with the bears of Wall Street? If so, we have a great selection of Father’s Day gifts for your dad, the corporate maverick. This type of dad spends long hours at the office and regularly goes to important business meetings. Instead of getting him the impersonal tie this year, our top dad gift is an often overlooked but very necessary men’s fashion accessory, the cufflink. Our Sophistico Monogrammed Cufflinks are the perfect Father’s day gift for the corporate maverick dad. With the included engraving, your father is sure to be the sharpest dressed maverick in his next business meeting.

The Golfer

Golf Sign golf-signGolf gifts: a Father’s Day tradition like no other. For the father who likes to hit the links, golf accessories are always a huge hit. This year, bring a little bit of the golf course home and make things personal with our Father’s Day gifts 2013 top pick, our Nineteenth Hole Personalized Golf Wooden Sign. Customize this sign with your father’s name, and this is sure to be a gift he’ll  never “Fore!”-get.

The Handyman

wall mounted battery organizerOtherwise known as Mr. Fix-It, the Handyman father works on cars, home, toys, bikes, and anything else that might break around the house. For the Handyman dad, what good would a tie do as a Father’s Day gift? The Handyman takes pride in fixing things in his family, so for Father’s Day this year, get him a Dad gift that is sure to keep things working around the house – our Test and Stack Battery Rack. Perfect for making sure only working batteries are on hand and organized, the Handyman dad is sure to love this Father’s Day gift.

Need More Father’s Day Gift Ideas?

Personalized Picture FrameDon’t fret! Every dad is unique, and it is possible that your father does not fit into one of the Dad-egories above. There is one gift that every dad is sure to love – a photo of his children! Make sure to give Dad this photo in one of our favorite Dad gifts, a Personalized Silver Picture Frame. With personalization included, this picture frame, combined with the photo, is sure to bring a smile to Dad’s face whenever he sees it.

YOU CAN BE AWESOME, TOO!
Enter your email for fun drink tips and cool deals.
Cheers! Now, just click the button.
No, thanks. I don't like parties.