Funny Christmas Pictures of Santa Claus

16 Funny Christmas Pictures of Santa Claus Boozin’ It Up

There’s no way Santa could do his job without having a drink from time to time. He has to slide down chimneys, which are basically just filthy concrete horror chambers. His coworkers are scrappy little elves and flying livestock. He has to keep track of who is naughty and nice, and that makes me want to drink just thinking […]

Christmas Party Games for Adults

Ultra-Merry Christmas Party Games for Adults

As future generations of holiday revelers embrace new trends in celebrating, it’s important to pass down a tradition that truly defined our generation: holiday party games. These Christmas party games for adults weren’t born on the internet, but in the living rooms of people stuck inside over a three day weekend, either because of wintry weather or […]

Best Boozy Adult Halloween Costumes

Best Boozy Halloween Costumes for Adults

Thousands of years ago, the holidays that eventual became Halloween were primarily for adults. Over the centuries, it became about kids trick-or-treating and pumpkin patches. But now, thanks to, well, who knows, grown-ass adults are getting in on the action again, and it’s more than just stealing mini Snickers bars from the kiddie bags after […]

Applebee's Happy Hour

Live Your Best Life at Applebee’s Happy Hour

Make no mistake: when I decided to do a review of the Applebee’s happy hour, I thought it would be funny. Every intention would be made to order obnoxiously named drinks and uber-basic food. A post full of punny criticisms and elitist references to decor that looks like a clearance sale at HomeGoods. However, I […]