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What are Whiskey Stones? We’ve Got the Lowdown.

When it comes to drinking trends that can weather the storm, whiskey stones have miraculously floated to the top. They’ve been on shelves for almost a decade now, and though they once occupied only a small space in the whiskey tasting toolbox, they’ve now moved front and center, standing tall alongside crystal rocks glasses and angostura bitters. Lovers of rye and single malts can be picky about the way their drink is poured, and new innovations have created exciting ways for true aficionados to drink. What are whiskey stones? A deceptively simple bar tool that perfectly blends form, function, and a whiskey drinker’s affinity for timelessness.

What are Whiskey Stones?

Whiskey stones are small cubes of clean, cut natural stone used to chill whiskey and other spirits. These stones, available in a variety of sizes, are designed to be stored in the freezer, and added to Whiskey Stones in a Glassstraight shots of whiskey, bourbon, or scotch, in order to chill them without the risk of diluting the drink. While it’s true that different drinkers have varying preferences, including some who prefer to have a little water added to their drink, whiskey rocks create the possibility to quickly lower the temperature, while preserving unadulterated straight-from-the-bottle taste. Since good whiskey is aged over many years, a nice bottle isn’t always cheap. Maintaining the distilleries desired balance for flavors is important, and too much water can lead to a watered down taste. Whiskey stones eliminate any and all danger of too much moisture, and still give you a tasty, chilled beverage.

Redefining “On the Rocks”

Whisky stones appeared in the first decade of the new century, around 2007. They were originally made exclusively from soapstone, a naturally occurring metamorphic rock. Soapstone is the perfect type of rock to make a whiskey stone, due to its soft composition. Once the stones have been cut and tumbled to remove sharp edges, a whiskey stone can be placed in a glass without the worry of scratches or breakage. Throughout history, soapstone has been used to create many types of kitchen ware, from mixing bowls, to fireplace surrounds, to sculpted works of art, so it’s a natural fit inside an Old Fashioned glass of whiskey. Some soapstone whiskey stones feature a semi-polished finish, retaining the muted look of natural rock. Others are highly polished, with a shiny, slick black surface. Both types of finishing work equally well, so it comes down to the individual drinkers preference in looks.

New Innovations

Over the last decade or so that whiskey stones have been around, new ideas have been introduced that offer high levels of style and usefulness. Each drinker now has the option of using a few small Large Round Whiskey Stonewhiskey rocks, or one large whiskey stone to add to their glass. Large, round whisky stones are available, paying tribute to the sister 21st century trend, round ice cubes. Stainless steel whiskey stones are also being made, which offer the handsome look of brushed silver. Many scotch drinkers prefer the stainless steel cubes because of the brightness it brings to their tumbler. Not to be left out, wine drinkers can get in on the action by using stones to keep their white and rosé wines chilled. Today, drink lovers use whiskey stones in a variety of cocktails, since they offer the luxury of zero dilution. When a craft cocktail is made, with just the right mixture of spirits and garnish, the frozen stones maintain a balance of flavor from beginning to end.

How to Use Whiskey Stones

Using this innovative drink accessory is very simple. Simply place in the freezer for 4 or more hours. When you are ready to drink, place your desired number of whiskey stones into your glass (or glasses, as the case may be). Reach for your favorite bottle of bourbon, scotch, or blended whiskey, and pour as usual. Wait a minute or two for the temperature of your drink to go down, and poof! You’re ready to sip. The best whiskey stones will last a lifetime, so it’s worth the investment.

How to use whiskey stones

Whiskey Stones Gift Set

Whiskey Stones Gift Set

Stainless Whisky Stones

Stainless Whisky Stones

Mustache Whiskey Stones

Mustache Whiskey Stones

The Dirty Truth About National Beer Day

Sometimes the best things arise out of the dirtiest of messes. The up-and-coming drinking holiday, National Beer Day, is doing just that. In the United States, our calendar is full of drinking holidays, giving us plenty of reasons to get together with friends and celebrate by throwing back a few beers. Prime examples include St. Patrick’s Day, Independence Day, Super Bowl Sunday, and the list goes on, not to mention the plethora of craft & niche beer festivals hosted year-round. National Beer Day is sneaking up on the other guys, with more and more people joining the party every year. Recognized annually on April 7th, National Beer Day has origins that date back to the early 1930s, and a sober time in America’s drinking history. Throughout the 20th century, and with the help of the internet, this dark horse holiday is gaining momentum. Whether you only imbibe occasionally, or consider beer drinking your favorite pastime, this holiday is the perfect opportunity to pour a pint of your favorite brew, and honor the freedom to drink beer in America.

Beer: 1, Prohibition: 0

Beer was a dirty word during prohibition. From 1920 to 1933, America went through a rough patch: Prohibition. After nearly a hundred years of the US government adding tighter and tighter restrictions to alcohol End of Prohibtiondistribution, the 18th amendment to the US constitution officially banned the manufacture and sale of intoxicating alcoholic beverages. When the amendment went into effect in January of 1920, thirty three states already had prohibition laws in place. Distilleries and breweries across the country were just down, and many were permanently dismantled. Beer was still being produced, but covertly, in the shadow of the night. Over the next 13 years, due in part to the cost of enforcement and shifting public opinion, support for prohibition faded. Reversing a constitutional amendment is a long and difficult process, so changes came in waves. The first sign of change came in the form of the Cullen-Harrison Act, which legalized the sale of low alcohol beer, and went into effect on April 7, 1933. The whole country celebrated by lining up in droves to legally purchase beer! Many reports were made that people started lining up outside breweries and bars on April 6, and waiting in line through the dark of the night to get their hands on all the beer they could handle. In the first 24 hours after the alcohol amendment was officially changed, 1.5 million barrels of beer were consumed. That must have been an awesome day in America.

From Heated History to Cool Holiday Growler of Beer

So when is National Beer Day? Although the actual timing is a little beery-eyed, over the years April 6th became known as New Beer’s Eve, with informal drunken celebrations held in homes and taverns across America. In 2003, the Brewer’s Association began promoting New Beer’s Eve as a holiday, in remembrance of all the breweries that closed due to Prohibition, and the lasting changes that it made on the industry. An alternate naming of Brew Year’s Eve was also coined, but the Brewer’s Association stopped formally promoting the holiday a few years later. National Beer Day was actually started by two friends, who were inspired by learning about Iceland’s Beer Day. They discovered that some people were already celebrating the beer days distinguished by other countries, and rightly felt that the United States deserved its own. They started a Facebook group, inviting friends and the public to join in the celebration of a day dedicated to the history of beer in America, and from there, the holiday grew. Today, National Beer Day is ready to fight dirty, and push its way to the forefront of American drinking holidays. Screw you, Prohibition!

To Celebrate? Just Drink Beer!

Though there’s no official rule book for what to do on National Beer Day, there’s been no shortage of celebrations. Local taverns and bars across the country offer drink specials toNational Beer Day give people extra incentive to come out and indulge in a little beer and history. In 2014, the national food chain Cheeseburger in Paradise offered 99 cent domestic drafts, encouraging drinkers to go for good ol’ American beers on April 7th. One year, a New Hampshire state senator celebrated by hosting a tour of Schilling Beer Company in his home state. Leading up to the tour, senator Jeff Woodburn promoted the event, stating, “This is a chance to cheer and celebrate our local brewing industry.”

Keep in mind that you don’t need cheeseburgers or politicians to celebrate; all you need is beer! Use the occasion to try a new American craft beer you’ve been meaning to taste. Revisit your college years with a case of your old canned standby. Find a designated driver and go on a bar crawl to find a new draft favorite. Now that you have read up on the history of National Beer Day, gather a few of your friends and just enjoy a round or two of cold beer. You can even share your new found knowledge as you throw back your brew, and be sure to throw in a patriotic toast to our beer drinking history.

Gold Rim Pint Glass

Gold Rim Pint Glass

Brew House Sign

Brew House Sign

Beer Pilsner Glasses

Beer Pilsner Glasses

Introducing Brussel Sprout Flavored Beer

On the heels of the recent craze surrounding Rogue Ale’s Sriracha Hot Stout Beer, Declan Brewery has introduced a new lager with a surprisingly satisfying flavor. A flavor straight from the farmer’s market, then to the over-priced casual dining restaurant menu, and now in an aluminum can. It’s well known that trendy natural foods, such as kale and quinoa, can be highly successful when co-opted by the processed food industry, and Declan Brewery has done just that.

Weird Beers

Brussel Sprouts in a Basket

Brussel Sprout Lager

Brussel Sprout Beer is the latest in a string of unusual, umami flavored beers. Marked by the unmistakable aroma of pan-seared brussel sprouts, this lager features other subtle flavors, such as hazelnut, goat cheese, and non-stick cooking spray. Bacon flavored beer has become so ubiquitous that Declan Brewery decided to leave out the salty pork fat flavors, even though bacon is frequently paired with brussel sprouts at hip restaurants. According to a post on their Facebook page, that would have been “too obvious.” When you open a can of brussel sprout beer, you definitely smell something. At first, you might think that it’s room temperature shellfish, or possibly some bree left over from a wedding reception, but then you remember that it must be brussel sprouts. The texture is smooth, although it seems they have included actual small bits of brussel sprouts. It’s an interesting choice for sure, but pay tribute to that bristly, coarse texture associated with this fibrous vegetable.

Strange Beer Flavors

Pink Macaron IPA

Flavored Beer Mania

Declan Brewery is one of the leading flavored beer brands in the United States. With other popular offerings, such as Pink Macaron IPA, White Asparagus Brown Ale, and Hard Leek Cider, their interesting craft brews can be found in obscure niche restaurants and intentionally created dive bars that cater to hipsters. The craft brewing craze is currently in full swing, with new, unique flavors of beer hopping up left and right. Rich flavors from chocolate to blueberries can be found inside brown bottles of brew everywhere.

Not Trying to Be Strange

Even though their flavor selection is anything but normal, Declan’s makes it clear that they do not want to be known as a go-to craft brewery for weird beer. Although outside-the-box thinking is common in brewing circles, some are saying that Declan’s has emptied out the box, let their kids write all over it in Sharpie, broken it down, and left it on the porch in the rain. Declan Thornburg, Jr., President and CEO of Declan Brewing, made the following statement in their press release:


Declan Thornburg, Jr.

“People accuse us of intentionally creating strange beer flavors just to be cool. Yes, we are cool, but the kinds of flavored beer we offer aren’t trying to be. Everyone has the fruit flavored beer, so nobody needs more of that. I’ve always liked Seefurth’s pizza flavored beer, and have been thinking for a long time about creating our own version. I was starving last week at the Portland airport, and got this slice of brussel sprout and goat cheese from a little place next to the Starbucks. It was all vegan and gluten free, so it didn’t taste great, but it got me thinking. If people buy this, maybe they would buy brussel sprout flavored beer.”


Ad Campaign for Beer

Ad Campaign for Brussel Sprout Lager

11 Springy Easter Cocktails

As the weather slowly starts to get springy, we wanted to take a look at a few tasty Easter cocktails. What’s an Easter cocktail? You’ve been there before. The family has gathered on a lovely spring day. The grass is green and spotted with colorful Easter eggs hidden between blades of fresh green grass. The kids all have their baskets in hand, running to and fro, searching for the ones that grandma has most assuredly put money in. While the kids romp around the yard, it’s cocktail time for the grown-ups.

When you think of Easter treats, it’s classic candies that come to mind first: chocolate bunnies, jelly beans, and Peeps Easter candy. For the adults, though, a mixed drink could also be considered a special treat. These Easter themed cocktails incorporate fresh, brightly colored ingredients, including several ubiquitous candies that sprout up around the spring equinox. Inspired by sweet confections and classic recipes, these Easter cocktail ideas will keep you and your guests hopping long after brunch.

Honey Bunny Cocktail

Honey Bunny Cocktail

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This Easter themed cocktail makes use of chocolate bunnies, the fruitcake of spring. I’m not saying the all chocolate bunnies are terrible, but they are always the last thing to be eaten out of the Easter basket, therefore clearly not the favorite candy.  This tasty treat, the Honey Bunny Cocktail, combines milk, chocolate liqueur, vanilla vodka, and honey into to something that could pass for dessert at a fancy restaurant. Served inside a hollow chocolate bunny, you’ll also enjoy breaking the shell apart piece by piece at the end, and nibbling on the booze drenched nuggets.

Prickly Pear Margaritas

Prickly Pear Margaritas

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If you love tequila, and are up for a challenge, go for these prickly pear margaritas. The recipe requires that you make prickly pear water, which then combines with ingredients like lime juice, Cointreau, and of course, tequila, to come up with a wonderfully tart mixed drink. The bright pink color is perfect for Easter, but the flavor is anything but soft. One of my favorite things about this as an Easter themed cocktail is that the sweetness is minimal, so you can enjoy them along side the candy you swiped from some nephew’s basket.

Easter Peeps Gin Rickey

Peeps Easter Cocktails

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Peeps Easter candy is the classic symbol of the American Easter basket. When I was a kid, they were yellow, and if Mom, ahem, I mean, the Easter bunny, was in a good mood that year, one package of pink Peeps might make an appearance. This Peeps cocktail is a spin on the classic gin rickey, incorporating top-shelf gin with grapefruit flavored club soda. You don’t need a lot of sugary mixers, because the Peeps candy adds plenty of sweetness.

French 75 Punch

French 75 Punch

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On Easter, like any other holiday, you might end up entertaining a crowd. If you aren’t in the mood to play bartender all day, try the French 75 Punch. Combining fresh juice, sparkling wine, gin, and a handful of other ingredients, this is one of the best Easter cocktails on our list. It’s flavor is light and bright, and the citrus slice garnishes make it feel appropriate at breakfast and lunch time. The basic recipe makes 8 servings, but it’s so simple to make, you can mix up several batches before hand for refills. This cocktail is also a close relative to the mimosa, making it one of our favorite Easter brunch ideas.

Rose + Rosé Bourbon Cocktail

Rose Bourbon Cocktail

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We couldn’t do a drink round up without a whiskey cocktail. The Rose + Rosé bourbon cocktail is a true beauty, combining two of my go-to drinks: rosé and bourbon. Highlighted by a floral rose syrup and a squeeze of grapefruit juice, this drink reminds me a lot of an old fashioned, but fancy enough to drink at noon on a holiday. You might consider serving this on the rocks as well, and keeping some extra sparkling water around for anyone who finds these Easter cocktails a little too strong. For the true whiskey lover, though, make the recipe exactly as suggested and you’ll have no complaints.

Melon Ball Punch

Melon Ball Punch

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This party punch recipe doesn’t call for booze, but the first time I read it, all I could think about was how great this could be with vodka. And it is. You start with balls of watermelon, cantaloupe, and honeydew melon. Soak them in a sweet white wine, like moscato, for a few hours, then mix the whole batch together with lemon lime soda, some vodka, and if you want, a little lemonade. The melon balls are reminiscent enough of colored eggs that people will get the Easter cocktail reference right away. When you’re done drinking, grab a straw and have your own Easter egg hunt for liquor-soaked balls at the bottom of your glass!

Jelly Bean Martini

Jelly Bean Martini

© Betty Crocker

If you have a serious, serious sweet tooth, then this Easter martini cocktail is for you. It couldn’t be more simple: cotton candy vodka, jelly beans, and citrus liqueur. Use some jelly beans to add color and flavor to the vodka, shake it over ice, and abracadabra. It’s like a rabbit out of a hat. Word of advice, though. Check your jelly beans before, and separate them out by color. Since they soak in the vodka for awhile, the colors will mix, and you can get a murky purple color very easily. Be especially sure to remove the black jelly beans, unless you like licorice. If you do like licorice try our next Easter cocktail.

Easter Mule Cocktail

Moscow Mule Mug

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Honestly, this one is more of an idea than an actual recipe. We’ve all seen the variations of the Moscow Mule, like the Mexican Mule with tequila, and so forth. In honor of Easter, I did some creative thinking. In the region surrounding modern day Jerusalem, licorice spirits are extremely popular. Why not try a licorice spirit, such as Arak or Ouzo, instead of vodka, to create the Easter Mule? I mean, it’s a holiday, so you might as well bring out the copper mugs.


Cadbury Creme Egg Cocktail

Cadbury Creme Egg Cocktail


My personal favorite Easter candy as a child was the Cadbury creme egg. Mostly because it was messy, but also because I’ve always been fascinated with food made to look like other food. When I started looking for Easter drink recipes, I immediately searched for cocktails that included creme eggs. This Cadbury creme egg cocktail incorporates crème de cacao, chocolate liqueur, Irish cream, and whipped cream vodka. Garnish with a real creme egg and you’ll want to start Easter dinner with dessert.

Creme Egg Jello Shots

Creme Egg Jello Shots

© Jello Mold Mistress

Finally, for only the spirited Easter celebrators, we have the Easter Jello shots. Though they don’t actually contain a Cadbury egg, they give the jiggly fun of a gelatin shot, inspired by the look and taste of Easter candy. These bite-sized Easter cocktails also look great on the serving tray. For fun, sit them right next to Aunt Shirley’s deviled eggs, and see how long it takes Grandpa to discover there’s booze in them.

Looking for even more easter cocktail recipes? Checkout these adventurous peeps cocktail ideas at gizmodo


Easter Peeps Gin Rickey

This delectable Easter cocktail was created with classic Easter treats in mind. It was inspired by the classic gin rickey cocktail, which combines gin, lime juice, and club soda. Though the typical “rickey” is unsweetened, we wanted this Easter cocktail idea to represent well known sugary fun found at any egg hunt. This mixed drink recipe is very simple, and we recommend that you mix them, and serve them right away. The sugar in the Peeps candy and jelly beans will start to dissolve as soon as it comes in contact with water. This adds color and flavor, but the colorful presentation will be best when the cocktail is freshly made.

Easter Cocktails Ideas

 Easter Peeps Gin Rickey Cocktail

  • 1 part Hendrick’s Gin
  • 1 part jelly beans
  • 2 parts grapefruit sparkling water
  • ice
  • Peeps Easter candy
  • colored rim sugar

Take a double old fashioned glass, and wet the rim with water or grapefruit juice. Roll the edge of the glass in colored rim sugar until the entire lip of the glass is covered. Carefully drop in one part jelly beans, about 1 ounce. It’s best to limit the mixture to fruit flavored jelly beans only, and remove any strong, unusual flavors, like licorice or buttered popcorn. Fill the glass to the top with ice. Add one part Hendrick’s gin, then top off with grapefruit sparkling water. Just before you serve, float one Peeps candy chick on the top.


Peeps Easter Candy Cocktails

A Five Minute Guide to Rosé Wine

Just when you thought the rules of wine tasting were as simple as red and white, life throws you a curveball: rosé wine. Being knowledgeable about types of wine has always been an area of discomfort for some people, but with the proliferation of Food Network and boards full of infographics, being an amateur sommelier was starting to become easier. Then everyone started talking specifics about rosé wine. It’s not that rosé wines haven’t been around for years, in the form of a random zinfandel or blush, but we really didn’t know what we were drinking. To help bring anyone and everyone up to date, here is an easy-to-digest five minute guide to rosé wine, and a few simple ideas for food pairing.

What is Rosé Wine?

Glasses of Rose Wine

Simply put, rosé is a pink wine that possesses some of the qualities and flavors typically associated with red wine, but lighter and fruitier in character. Rosé can be still or sparkling, and range in taste from sweet to dry. Rosé can be made with almost any variety of red wine grape, with the lighter color and flavor being achieved by certain fermentation techniques. Usually identified as pink by the consumer, the actual color can range from pale orange, to magenta, or even a bright purple.

How is Rosé Wine Made?

Kindergarten logic would state that rosé is simply red and white wine mixed together to make pink, but that is incorrect unless you are running the wine shack at the county fair. When a good rosé wine is made, the juice is allowed to stay in contact with the dark red skins for a short period of time, from a few hours to a day or so. The skins are then removed before the juice has the opportunity to take on all of the characteristics of red wine. Thus, a pink, rose-like color is achieved. Alternately, some French rosé is create through the process known as the Saignée method, where a small amount of the juice is separated early during fermentation, and reserved for rosé, while the rest remains in contact with the skins to become red wine.

What is the Difference Between Rosé and Blush Wine?

The term “blush wine” has appeared on labels in the U.S. for decades, and for all intents and purposes, is interchangeable with “rosé.” Sweet wines, such as white merlot, pink moscato, and zinfandel wines carry the blush description most often, but all three would be considered rosé, as well.

Types of Rosé Wine

Rose Wine Pairing

Dry Rosé Wine

Smarty pants wine people will tell you that good rosé wine is always dry. If you are inclined to agree, start with pinot noir. Other dry rosés include sangiovese, syrah, and the occasional cabernet sauvignon. Some merlot rosé wines can be dry, but if it’s French, it could also be semi-sweet.

Sweet Rosé Wine

This is pretty easy to spot. Basically anything with the word “zinfandel” on the label will be sweet or semi-sweet. This includes old vine zinfandel, which can be sweet, but with more tasting notes than young vines. Other common sweet rosés include white merlot and pink moscato. If you are looking for bulk or inexpensive table wine, anything with the word “blush” on the label will most likely be sweet. Looking to get fancy? Find garnacha rosado.

Sparkling Rosé Wine a/k/a Rosé Champagne

Almost every wine region in the world produces sparkling rosé. Certain real housewives might even purport that all rosé in life should be sparkling. Your best bet is to go with the pink version of whatever white bubbly you prefer. Sparkling pink moscato is pretty common, although a brut rosé cava has much more complex flavor at a moderate price.

Rosé Wine Pairing

There’s no need to worry too much about how to serve rosé wine. Going back all the way through recorded wine history, pink wines are known to be incredibly compatible with all kinds of food. However, we have created a handy guide to rosé wine pairing, indexed by color. Simply match the color of pink in your bottle to the suggested cuisine, and you’ll surely see wine and food pairings through rosé tinted glasses.

Rose Wine Food Pairing

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Beer Humor Round-Up: Beer Jokes & Funny Beer Gifts

Sit around any neighborhood bar long enough, and you’re bound to overhear guys swapping their favorite beer jokes. That’s because beer is like a magic potion that makes people want to share a good laugh as they throw ‘em back. It’s also a well known fact that beer makes all jokes funnier. We love great beer jokes just as much as the next guy, so we’ve collected a few of our favorites from around the web. From drunk one liner jokes, to funny beer gifts, crack one open and enjoy. Feel free to share your favorite beer humor in the comments.

One Liner Beer Jokes

It’s easy for drunk people to remember one liner jokes because, well, you only have to remember one line. Plus, if you say something boisterously enough, everyone at the bar will laugh at even the stalest joke.

Beer T-Shirts

Nothing says casual cool like a witty beer t-shirt. I like to wear them in any number of public places so everyone thinks I’m one of those rebels who is sneaking booze into my 32 oz. cup.

Beer T Shirt

Wasn’t that a song in the 90s?

Beer T Shirt

My all time favorite beer t-shirt.

The Beer Drinker’s Food Pyramid

Beer and infographics aren’t exactly synonymous but…

Beer Food Pyramid

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Funny Beer Signs

No man cave wall should be without a funny beer sign. For that matter, every single wall needs one, if said wall wants to be cool.

Funny Beer Signs

An always satisfying meal.


Funny Beer Signs

This happens to me every time.

Funny Beer Gifts

There are two types of beer drinkers: those who have lots of funny beer gifts, and those who want lots of funny beer gifts. You can’t go wrong with something that celebrates the awesomeness of beer consumption, while serving even a slightly functional purpose.

Funny Beer Glasses

Doctor’s orders!


Funny Beer Bottle Opener

Touch my beer and I will bite you.


TVs Best Loved Drunks

There’s nothing quite like getting home after a long day at work, kicking your shoes off, procuring a hearty serving of your alcoholic beverage of choice, and sitting down on the couch for a few relaxing hours of television entertainment. The benefits, such as comfortable furniture and private restrooms, are hard to argue. Even though the television waves are packed with plenty of likable characters that are perfectly suitable to spend an evening with, everyone needs a good drinking buddy. Drunk characters have had a home on television since the dawn of broadcasting, and every year, a few new drunk people move into TV land. From classic TV, to 90s TV sitcoms, to drunk cartoon characters, we wanted to pay tribute to 12 of TVs best loved drunks. Tell us about the drinking buddies on your favorite television shows in the comments below.

Randy Marsh from South Park

One of the most prominent citizens of South Park, CO is Stan’s dad, Randy Marsh. A geologist, discount store employee, and mall security guard by trade, he’s also one of the best drunk cartoon characters on TV. Whether he’s performing music, setting world records, or protecting fellow citizens from angry shoppers, Randy does it with panache, and usually a little vino. Here’s a great clip of Mr. Mash hosting his own simultaneous beer and wine tasting, which sounds totally awesome.

Lucy from I Love Lucy

I Love Lucy - Funny TV Characters

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So many times I’ve wanted to adopt a cat and name her “Lucy,” just so when she got into trouble I could say, “Luuuuuccccyyyy!” Although Lucy Ricardo, from the classic TV series I Love Lucy, was by no means a lush, it was pretty hilarious when she got inadvertently drunk while she and Ethel were executing their shenanigans for the week. The best example is the classic episode where Lucy gets booked for a TV commercial selling Vitameatavegamin. This fictional health drink, and predecessor to The Master Cleanse, was purported to contain, “”vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals,” but also a healthy dose of alcohol. Over continued re-takes, as Lucy swallows shot after shot of what I can only imagine would be something like a savory 50 proof schnapps, and gets hilariously intoxicated in an innocent manner that only old television shows can get away with.

Tom & Donna from Parks and Recreation

Tom and Donna

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Clothes. #treatyoself Fragrances. #treatyoself Massages. #treatyoself Mimosas. #treatyoself. Tom Haverford and Donna Mingle from the sitcom Parks and Recreation, are two drunk and incredibly funny TV characters. These Pawnee, IN citizens, played by Aziz Ansari and Retta, respectively, have become synonymous with living life to the fullest. Their self-created holiday, Treat Yo’ Self Day, is dedicated to indulging with absolute selfishness in everything from luxury accessories to fine cocktails. Their love of nightlife also makes them two of the drunk characters I’d most want to take with me on a Vegas weekend. With only a few episodes of Parks & Rec left before the series finale, it’s time to mix up a drink and treat yo’ self to a night of Tom & Donna binge watching.

Detective Rustin “Rust” Cohle from True Detective



Who hasn’t thought about how fun it would be to get drunk with Matthew McConaughey? If you haven’t, please take a moment and do so right now. Seems fun, right? However, getting drunk with his cable TV persona from the series True Detective might be a little more intense. As he takes swig of Lone Star Beer, or dips into his well-worn leather flask, the character of Rustin Spencer “Rust” Cohle is a force to be reckoned with. As his alcohol consumption increases, so does his intensity. Even though we love watching Rust get drunk on our flatscreens, we’d pass on meeting him for drinks at the local bar. We’d rather not get trapped in a bar stool conversation about The Conspiracy Against the Human Race.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

The patriarch of Springfied’s favorite family, Homer Simpson is another drunk cartoon character that cannot be forgotten. Homer’s love of beer is second only to his dedication and love for his family. Whether he’s headed down to Moe’s Tavern for a cold one, or stopping by the Kwik-E-Mart for a six pack of Duff on the way home from the nuclear power plant, Homer rarely goes an episode without imbibing. And who can forget that loving musical tribute, “It Was a Very Good Beer.” When drunk people, like Homer, sing an ode to booze like this, you just want to reach through the screen and give them a well deserved, “cheers!”

Norm Peterson from Cheers

Norm From Cheers


If you don’t have a bar where everybody knows your name, you might want to go watch an episode of Cheers. This classic TV series only had one customer that appeared in every single episode, and that was Norm Peterson. Norm was exactly the kind of guy you want to pull up next to at a bar. Friendly, honest, and always with an open tab. Played to perfection by George Wendt, Norm was loyal to his favorite bar, his favorite restaurant, and his favorite people, even his ex-wife, Vera. So the next time you’d like to get away, start up an old episode of cheer, and have a beer for Norm, and put it on his tab.


Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler

© Chelsea Handler

Although Chelsea Handler isn’t fictional, she’s definitely a drunk television character. Even after watching just one or two episodes of Chelsea Lately, you learn that her favorite alcohol is vodka, and her favorite thing in the world to do is drink it. Whether you actually believe that she drinks as much as she claims, you have to admit that a life filled with that much boozing sounds like an awful lot of fun. Her tastes have changed over the years, from Ketel One to Grey Goose, for example, but she stays true to vodka through thick and thin. Although we’ll have to wait until 2016 to see more Chelsea on a weekly basis, there’s no doubt that there will still be vodka in her glass when she returns to the air, ahem, cyber waves.

Don Draper from Mad Men

Don Draper


Mad Men ushered a number of things back into the cultural spotlight, but arguably the biggest was whiskey. Now, whiskey never went anywhere, and it was always a staple of liquor cabinets from coast to coast, but its cultural influence has definitely taken a surge since Don Draper first walked onto our TV screens. Some would say that Don, played by Jon Hamm, is hardly loveable, but you have to have some respect for a broken man who (mostly) keeps himself together in a fractured world. The world of Mad Men was a different time, where drinking at work was one of the reasons people actually wanted to go to work. Where instead of free coffee, the office sprung for free booze! Don sipping on a cut crystal glass of fine spirits exemplifies the utmost in drunk sophistication. Plus, I’ve still not been able to get through an episode of Mad Men without mixing up an Old Fashioned cocktail. Also, be sure to check out the Mad Men drinking game, but add on our special HomeWetBar.com bonus rule, where you drink twice every time Don pours a fresh dram.

Karen Walker from Will & Grace


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TV has seen many changes through the years, and 90s TV sitcoms absolutely deserve their own category. Karen Walker was the first TV drunk of her kind, unapologetic in her consumption of alcohol, with the bank account and personal designated driver to pull it off. With classic one-liners like, “Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick,” and “As long as I’m drunk, what’s the difference?” Dressed in impeccable clothes from top to bottom, with her signature up-do and mini bar for a purse, Karen brought proud public drunkenness into the national spotlight. Whether seated at a four star restaurant, or lying flat on a cold kitchen floor, Karen Walker always reached for the top shelf.

Edina and Patsy from AbFab



Classic pairings include peanut butter & jelly, Samson & Delilah, and, of course, Edina and Patsy. The gin-soaked best friends from Absolutely Fabulous are two of the most recognizable characters from British TV shows. Though the series began more than 20 years ago, these two have been drinking it up ever since, and still look fabulous. Whether scrambling to adopt the latest fad, searching for the ever elusive fountain of youth, or enjoying a little bubbly with breakfast, Edina and Patsy are supremely loveable drunks. With rumors swirling that an Absolutely Fabulous movie is in the works, you can be sure that these two lovable lushes will be swigging their way through retirement, too. Not that they did that much work in the first place.

Fun Bobby from Friends


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90s TV sitcoms were definitely a sweet spot for drunk TV characters. A brief, but unforgettable example was “Fun Bobby,” from Friends. Fun Bobby, played by Vincent Ventresca, was a guy that Monica dated, who was loads of fun when drinking, but mind-numbingly boring when sober, bestowed by Chandler with the new nickname, “Ridiculously Dull Bobby.” Although not everyone can be the life of the party all the time, we maintain hope that somehow, somewhere, Fun Bobby was able to reclaim his prior glory.

Spuds Mackenzie


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Few drunk stories match the fun and whimsy of household pets consuming alcohol. The college freshmen with a dog that loves Schlitz. Aunt Shirley’s cat who sips pinot grigio right from the glass. But the granddaddy of all drunken TV pets is Spuds Mackenzie. Introduced in the 80s as a mascot for Bud Light, Spuds was always close to the beach, surrounded by girls, and epitomized value-priced beer coolness. Spuds as actually played by a female dog named Honey Tree Evil Eye, but hey, this is TV, and commercial advertising at that. You didn’t really think that a male dog named Spuds was getting drunk on Bud Light and then going on camera. This isn’t I Love Lucy.

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Fall Cocktail: The Brandy Snap

Whether looking for a cocktail to keep you warm during the cooler months, or a tasty treat to enjoy after a hearty Thanksgiving dinner, this delicious cocktail will serve you perfectly. The Brandy Snap gives you just the right balance of sweet & flavorful spirits, without a thick, overbearing texture. So many cocktails designed for cooler weather contain milk, cream, or other heavy ingredients. This tasty fall cocktail uses only three ingredients, and is served warm. Not freezing cold, and not piping hot, but just warm enough to let you relax your mood while you sip on a glass of true comfort.Whiskey and Brandy for The Brandy Snap Cocktail

The Brandy Snap Cocktail

  • 2 parts Laird’s Applejack Brandy
  • 1 part Southern Comfort Gingerbread Spice whiskey-liqueur blend
  • 1 dash freshly squeezed orange juice

Mix all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. If you really love ginger, you go with 2 parts brandy and 2 parts whiskey blend, but expect a bite. Holding half of a freshly cut orange over the shaker, give it a good squeeze, cut side up. This prevents seed from falling into the shaker, and also reduces pulp. Place the lid on your shaker and give it one gentle lift to combine the ingredients. Pour into old fashioned glasses, or your most trustworthy flask.

The Brandy Snap cocktail is meant to be enjoyed at room temperature, or slightly warmer. These brandy sippers are excellent, because the warmth from you hand raises the temperature ever so slightly, and are also fun to sip from. This brandy cocktail is also great to server around the dessert table, alongside a fresh piece of pecan pie, or as a stand alone libation.

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